超有趣的葡萄酒笑话
Renee意大利葡萄酒2019-07-30 18:14
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1.
I was sat with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said,
"I love you so much, you know. I don't know how I could ever live without you."
I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She said, "It's me talking to the wine.
我和妻子坐在一起，她抿着小酒说:“你知道吗，我太爱你了，没有你我不知道怎么活下去。”
我问:“你这是在讲醉话吗?”
她说:“不，我是在和酒说话。
2.
The secret of enjoying a good bottle of wine: Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
享受一瓶好酒的秘诀:打开瓶子让它呼吸(醒酒的过程)。如果它看起来不像是在呼吸，那就嘴对嘴对它进行人工呼吸。
3.
It's funny how 8 glasses of water a days seems impossible...
But 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal.
有趣的是，一天8杯水似乎有点不可能实现……
但我们一餐饭却可以喝下8杯酒。
4.
Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.
每一盒葡萄干都是一些没能成为葡萄酒的葡萄的。。。悲剧故事。
5.
My wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread.
"Are we expecting guests?" I asked.
"No," she replied.
"Then why did you buy so much bread?"
我妻子带了四箱啤酒，三箱葡萄酒，两瓶威士忌和两条面包回家。
我问：“今天家里有客人吗？”
她回答：“没有哇～”
我再问：“那你为什么买这么多面包干什么？”
6.
People say that drinking milk makes you stronger.
Drink 5 glasses of milk and then try moving a wall. Impossible?
Now drink 5 glasses of wine.
The wall moves by itself.
人们说喝牛奶会让你更强壮。
那你喝5杯牛奶，然后移动墙壁试试看。移不动吧？
那你现在喝5杯葡萄酒试试----这堵墙已经自己在动了！
7.
A ask: "wine and woman, let you choose to give up, what would you choose?"
"It all depends on the year," replied b.
A问：“酒与女人，让你选择放弃其一，你会选择什么？”
B回答：“这要看她们各自的年份了。”
8.
Beer say: drink my person general all romance!
Spirit say: drink my person general all forthright!
Wine say: drink my person general all rich!
The alcohol says: hum! Without me, you are all water!
啤酒说：喝啤酒的人一般都浪漫！
烈酒说：喝烈酒的人一般都直爽！
葡萄酒酒说: 喝葡萄酒的人一般都有钱！
酒精说：哼！没有我，你都是水！
9.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
我喝酒是为了让其他人显得更有趣。
10.
A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world.
Oh sorry..
That's wine.
Wine does that.
一个好男人可以让你觉得自己性感，坚强，能够掌控整个世界。哦 对不起说错了，是酒，酒才有这个功效。
11.
Should we drink wine tonight?
A. Yes
B. A
C. B
我们今晚喝酒吗？
A：喝
B：A
C：B
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