你英语口音挺带劲呐——考口语别紧张 雅思考官也是要学中文的人

环球教育

发布时间:18-08-0320:01

当年出国前给北京环球教育何诗雨老师雅思口语7.5分的那位金发碧眼小考官,笔者至今难忘。临走前,记得他用字正腔圆的东北腔,对我说了句"你英语口音挺带劲呐!"

"遇见你的眉眼,如清风明月。"

听到你的"带劲",我虎躯一震。

看见你那忽闪忽闪的深邃大眼睛,就像吹了哈尔滨夏夜的风。身上一点儿也不粘,舒服!爽!

每一次与考官面对面,我都会心动。

遇见温和耐心的英国阿姨,我觉得她是唐顿庄园的伯爵夫人。

遇见眉头微蹙的大胡子中年叔叔,我觉得他是小李子。

遇见口音咖喱味儿的印度裔考官,我觉得他想教我摔跤!

遇见你,我觉得……

说了辣么多,笔者只想说作为一名跨文化传播使者,老师认真地告诉你,雅思考官只是一个普通人。

下了班以后的他们也会挤地铁、说脏话、玩手机、泡酒吧,会突然开撕、也会一脸假笑,正经起来比谁都绅士淑女。

大家出国留学去学英语,你们的考官来中国也想学汉语。

考官,不是神圣,不是妖魔鬼怪,只是一个又一个每次都只给你5.5分的陌生人。

万年5.5分,怎么也过不去这个坎儿,原因有千千万。其中之一,就是你见到考官太紧张,发挥不出实力。

两千多块人民币的考试,一不小心就得重考,能不紧张吗?!

何老师也曾经是考官,外国留学生汉语口语考试的考官。

每次他们一个一个进到教室来坐在我对面,我都有一种君子报仇的感觉!终于轮到我折磨你们了!《青花瓷》给我唱一遍,没有歌词参考!《施氏食狮史》给我读一遍,声调不能错!

哈哈哈哈哈!

虽然并没有真的考他们这些,我还是脑补了一下他们朗读《施氏食狮史》的搞笑样子,真的有一种解气的感觉!童鞋们,我替你们报仇了!

考完试,经常会收到他们自己做的小饼干小面包。贿赂我也知道投其所好,聪明!哈哈哈哈哈!

我们没法贿赂雅思考官,但是我们可以做到不卑不亢。无论对面坐着的是什么人,给你留下了什么第一印象,只要尊重他,也同时为自己赢取尊重,这场考试就会平安无事。

实在不行,还可以投诉考官呢!

具体投诉步骤,且听下回分解。

最后奉上一段何老师原创的人物类话题小素材,希望大家喜欢。

I'm going to talk about a special person who is very talkative and nice. He was my previous IELTS examiner. I met him during one of my IELTS speaking tests many years ago. He was a unique examiner, a very talkative one.

I remember no matter what answers I gave for his questions, he would always nod at me with a smiley face and share with me his own answers for the questions. I had never met an examiner who behaved like a friend or a big brother.

He told me he loved Chinese cuisine and southern cities. He also told me that he traveled alone to more than 30 cities in China and made quite a few friends who came from all kinds of background.

I could never forget his crystal blue eyes and charming voice.As far as I can remember, he talked more than I did during that test and later when I checked my score, I was shocked by the 7.5. It was unbelievable. I was thrilled and also extremely grateful to meet such a great examiner in my life.Sadly, we didn't see each other ever again.

However, I'm lucky today since I meet you, my dear sir. You are just as nice as that British examiner I was talking about. It's a miracle that we could meet here in this university and I wish all the best for you.

That's all I wanna talk about for this topic. Thank you.

附录:《施氏食狮史》原文

石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时,适十狮适市。是时,适施氏适市。施氏视是十狮,恃矢势,使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸,适石室。石室湿,氏使侍拭石室。石室拭,氏始试食是十狮尸。食时,始识是十狮尸,实十石狮尸。试释是事。

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