超高级的怼人短句，精辟独到，值得收藏！
不在文字2020-05-13 17:59
1、在我发脾气的时候，别跟我讲道理，我聋的。
Don't reason with me when I lose my temper. I'm deaf.
2、其实我是个很好的人，直到你惹毛了我。
In fact, I am a very good person until you offend me.
3、不是我性格不好，只是你驾驭不了。
It's not that I have a bad character, it's just that you can't handle it.
4、不要跟我说对不起，不原谅你，好像我的错似的。
Don't say sorry to me. Don't forgive you, as if my mistake.
5、你爸妈一定很幽默吧，生出了你这个笑话。
Your parents must be very humorous. They made jokes.
6、男生再拽，还不是女生肚子里的崽。
No matter how cool a boy is, he is also a baby in a girl's stomach.
7、子不教父之过，你骂人我的错。
If the son is not obedient, it is the father's fault. It's my fault that you scold.
8、当你妈怀孕时，周围的邻居没有一个是无辜的。
When your mother was pregnant, none of the neighbors were innocent.
9、昨天是历史，今天是开始，明天是谁都不好使。
Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, tomorrow is not easy to use.
10、抽空一起去吃鱼吧，看你挺会挑刺的。
Take time to eat fish together. I think you will be very picky.
11、说话就说话，别那么大声，我怕狗。
Just talk. Don't be so loud. I'm afraid of dogs.
12、长得跟二维码一样，不扫一下都不知道什么东西。
You look like a QR code. You don't know anything if you don't scan it.
13、只是因为在人群中多看了你一眼，后来我便瞎了眼。
Just because I saw you more in the crowd, then I was blind.
14、我给你的东西你得珍惜，特别是脸。
You have to cherish what I give you, especially the face.
15、再继续听你说话，我的胃都要不舒服了。
Listen to you again, my stomach is not comfortable.
16、这么会抬杠，工地需要你。
You are so aggressive. The construction site needs you.
17、你卖水管的吧，管这么多。
Do you sell plumbing? You care so much.
18、是就是化学元素51号。
It's chemical element 51.
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