(上进篇)
1、生活就是既能浪迹天涯,又能朝九晚五。
Life is not only can roam the world, but also can go to nine to five.
2、都变好吧!无论爱情,工作,生活。
All better! Love, work, life.
3、今天又是努力上进的小可爱,新的一天元气满满,加油!
Today is the efforts of the little cute, the new day full of vitality, come on!
4、新的一周,万事顺意,稳稳当当。
In the new week, everything goes smoothly and steadily.
5、清空周末的慵懒,一切向钱看齐。
Clear the lazy weekend, everything to money.
6、周末结束,开始搬砖。
At the end of the weekend, we started moving bricks.
(搞笑篇)
7、如果不上班,怎么能体会到下班的快乐。
If you don't go to work, how can you feel the happiness of going to work.
8、不想工作情绪达到巅峰,暂时不想接受上班的现实。
Don't want to work mood to reach the peak, temporarily don't want to accept the reality of work.
9、早知道人间有上班这件事,当初我就不该下凡。
If I had known that there was work in the world, I shouldn't have gone down to earth at the beginning.
10、闹钟一响,脑子里就出现五百条请假理由,但没有一条靠谱的。
As soon as the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them is reliable.
11、总觉得自己的性格不适合上班,只适合拿工资。
Always feel that their character is not suitable for work, only suitable for wages.
12、我的梦想是不用工作也有钱。
My dream is to have money without work.
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