调皮搞笑的句子，没事翻一翻，开心一整天！
案上有诗2021-02-07 12:50
1、没事同学聚聚会，拆散一对是一对。
No matter the classmates get together, break up a pair is a pair.
2、今天天气很好适合打打闹闹，更适合亲亲抱抱。
It's a nice day to play, but it's also a good day to cuddle.
3、你发怒一分钟，便失去60秒的幸福。
For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
4、做个肥宅有什么不好的？当幸福来敲门，我就可以马上开门。
What's wrong with being a fat nerd? When happiness knocks, I can open the door immediately.
5、男人都应该喜欢肉肉的发孩，喜欢骨头的，那是狗狗。
Guys are supposed to love fleshy hair boys. Bones. That's a dog.
6、管你什么时候遇到我，反正这都是你的福气。
No matter when you meet me, it is your blessing anyway.
7、原来这辈子最想当的，是那种有两个臭钱就了不起的人。
The original life most want to be, is the kind of two smelly money on the great person.
8、别的小朋友都有小熊抱，我却没有，因为你是猪。
Other children have bear hug, I did not, because you are a pig.
9、我要努力实现梦想，以弥补我小时候吹过的牛。
I will work hard to realize my dream, to make up for the cattle I blew when I was young.
10、不管什么天气，记得随时带上自己的阳光。不管什么遭遇，记得内心装满开心的童话。
No matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. No matter what experience, remember the heart filled with happy fairy tale.
11、一时兴起、拿着自己的照片当桌面，结果就中了病毒。
On a whim, take their own photos when the desktop, the result is a virus.
12、谁有多余的老公，今天借我一个。
Who has a spare husband, lend me one today.
13、男人的大脑喜欢女人的内心，但是眼睛喜欢女人的外表。
A man's brain loves a woman's heart, but his eyes love a woman's exterior.
14、想起上了这么多年的学，现在想想，还是当年在幼儿园最好混。
Think of so many years of school, now think, or in kindergarten in those days the best mix.
15、听着，我允许你喜欢我。除了白头偕老，我们没别的路可选了。
Look, I give you permission to like me. In addition to grow old together, we have no other way to choose.
16、想到明天还有很多事要做，就只好睡到后天。
Thinking that I have a lot to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.
17、零食有什么好吃的，我更喜欢吃你。
Snacks have nothing delicious, I prefer to eat you.
18、头像最好不要用自己的照片，那样你下线了多不吉利啊。
It's better not to use your own profile picture, because that's bad luck when you're offline. #搞笑幽默中心#
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