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心语星话2020-05-11 14:57
1、真挚的友谊来自于，源源不断的问候，大家晚上好，祝大家永远单身。
Sincere friendship comes from continuous greetings. Good evening, and I wish you all a single forever.
2、今天去地里干活，有幸当了一回明星。路过的人都喊我:地里热吧。
Today, I went to work in the field and was lucky to be a star. Passers by all call me: the ground is hot.
3、打游戏真的可以让人变年轻，不然队友怎么会叫我是小学生。
Playing games can really make people younger, otherwise how can my teammates call me a primary school student.
4、小时候最讨厌长得漂亮的人，没想到，长大后成为了自己最讨厌的人。
When I was a child, I hated beautiful people the most. I didn't expect to grow up to be the one I hated the most.
5、好恶心的淘宝，动不动就猜我喜欢，我他妈的果然很喜欢。
It's disgusting Taobao. I can't move but guess I like it. I really like it.
6、我们是最好的朋友，你摔倒我会扶你，但是要先等我笑完。
We are the best friends. I will help you when you fall down, but wait until I finish laughing.
7、我和你不合适，你适合更好的，而不是我这种最好的。
I don't fit you. You fit better, not the best.
8、我给你讲三只小猪的故事，其他两只睡着了，就差你了。
I'll tell you the story of three little pigs. If the other two fall asleep, they'll miss you.
9、及时止损，你止啥损啊，你有啥可损的啊。
Stop loss in time. What loss do you stop? What loss do you have.
10、我想你了，所以我放了个屁，希望风能把它吹进你嘴里。
I miss you, so I farted, hoping the wind would blow it into your mouth.
11、赞我有对象，没有也没办法，因为我就是个平平无奇骗赞小能手。
Praise I have a target, there is no way, because I'm a mediocre little expert.
12、我是一只绵羊，今天我剪了毛，然后我失棉了。
I am a sheep. Today I cut my hair and then I lost cotton.
13、因为经常熬夜，我的肝好像不太好，以后可以叫我小心肝吗？
Because I often stay up late, my liver does not seem to be very good. Can I be careful of my liver in the future?
14、我整过容，用了四块钱，两块钱坐车去医院，医生说太可爱了没救了，我就又花了两块钱坐车回家。
I had a face-lift and spent four dollars and two dollars to go to the hospital by car. The doctor said that it was too cute to save. I spent two more dollars to go home by car.
15、大家好我是麻辣鸡，这是我的好朋友辣鸡。
Hello everyone, I am spicy chicken, this is my good friend spicy chicken.
16、“特别能吃苦”这五个字，我认真的想了想，我只做到了前四个。
The five words "especially able to endure hardship", I thought about it seriously, I only achieved the first four.
17、“如果你能猜到硬币在哪只手里，我就帮你找个对象”千手观音对我说。
"If you can guess which hand the coin is in, I will help you find an object," Qianshou Guanyin said to me.
18、哦，天呐！别愁眉苦脸的了，得不到我的男孩子又不止你一个。
Oh my God!
Don't worry about it, you are not the only boy who can't get me.
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